sapphling:

sapphling:

sapphling:

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

You see that one? He’s called the “heel.” He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it’s not real and he’s actually very nice. When he says “I’m going to break you in half” you don’t have to be scared because it’s pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they’re playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

no that part was real

cosmokitt:

Do you ever just have a photoshoot that makes you feel so gd powerful?

📸: @purpleantco on Instagram

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Tbh I think that when an autistic person says something and you interpret it in a way you think is offensive and then the autistic person is like “no I didn’t mean it that way” you should probably just consider the possibility that they actually didn’t mean it that way instead of preparing the pyre

Some time ago, one of my best friends said that they found me abrasive until they learned to ask “what did you mean by that” when something came off wrong, and then my intended meaning would always be different than what they thought I meant.

We’ve gotten along great ever since.

Someone’s tried to explain to me how to speak English in a less “brusque” way and it just went fucking nowhere, I didn’t understand at all

lesbiacebian:

redacted-metallum:

New pride flag dropped

strangeblueanimal:

Holy shit get a load of this thing

Fucking incredible

beemovieerotica:

in-a-mellow-tone:

in-a-mellow-tone:

in-a-mellow-tone:

Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe

How high was I last night?

How much lamb stew did I want to make??

1,814¾ lbs of Lamb????

>960 cups beef broth
>2 bay leaves

the unfathomable power of bay leaf

punchesco:

lookoflove:

lookoflove:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

“My liege, I’m afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course…”

punchesco:

lookoflove:

lookoflove:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

“My liege, I’m afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course…”

pokemonheritageposts:

were-ralph:

neofooturism:

neofooturism:

IM LAUGHINGGGG THIS US SO FUCKING FUNNY

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