I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom
Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.
Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**
Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?
Mom: it’s because he’s gay honey.
Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?
Mom: Like girls like boys, it’s when boys like boys.
Girl: Oh….well why can’t girls like girls?
Mom: They can they’re called lesbians.
Girl: lessions?
Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.
Girl: Oh Okay,….can I be lesbian?
Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?
Girl: Cuz there’s this girl name katey and she’s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.
Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!
Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.
Mom: Okay, wait…what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.
Girl: I don’t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn’t have anymore options but boys.
Mom: *starts dying laughing*
Me *starts dying laughing*
Holy shit I wake up to see that I made it too 84,000+ notes… Thanks you guys
This is so pure omg
mulrafarmlin liked this 
stevidanel liked this gialynn liked this
notersave liked this 
ismarsungci liked this 
florwp liked this 
my-dream-universe reblogged this from thefingerfuckingfemalefury grumpmaestro reblogged this from nerdygirlnoodles
dukegenocide liked this officialmismatcherp liked this
kateinator liked this
yourchoicebehappy liked this desolationarchivist liked this
bilexualclarke liked this fkaeros posted this
- Show more notes
